Tribe.net. Local Connections Euphoria http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/9b6d66a5-21e0-4be0-ad20-444103451108 2007-05-02T15:55:57Z 2006-11-19T07:38:53Z

<div>Where has he gone? <br/> <br/>Where are all his people? <br/> <br/>Where is my voodoo doll of him so we had have some quality visits from afar?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 6 replies </div>

Euphoria 2006-11-19T07:38:53Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/28643838-d74a-477c-95b9-587af9c44a61 2006-10-11T20:22:19Z 2006-10-10T15:14:09Z

<div>I got this wonderful business over in my Tribe inbox today to start my birthday off. It looks like it'll be a good year: <br/> <br/> <br/> Date Tue, October 10, 2006 - 3:31 AM <br/>Subject urgent <br/>Message FROM THE DESK OF ZADIQ ALI <br/>BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER <br/>BANK OF AFRICA. <br/>OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO. <br/> <br/>I AM THE MANAGER OF BILL AND EXCHANGE AT THE FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF BANK OF AFRICA IAM WRITING TO SEEK YOUR COPERATION OVER A BUSINESS DEAL.IN MY DEPARTMENTN WE DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED SUM OF $12.5MILLION USD.IN AN ACCOUNT THAT BELONGS TO ONE OF OUR FOREIGN CUSTOMAR WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS ENTIREFAMILY IN A PLANE CRASH.SINCE WE GOT INFORMATION ABOUT HIS DEATH, WE HAVE BEEN EXPECTING HIS NEXT OF KIN TO COME OVER AND CLAIM HIS MONEY BECAUSE WE CANNOT RELEASE IT UNLESS SOMEBODY APPLIES FOR IT AS NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED AS INDICATED IN OUR BANKING GUIDELINES BUT UNFORTUNATELY WE LEARNT THAT ALL HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION DIED ALONGSIDE WITH HIM AT THE PLANE CRASH LEAVING NOBODY BEHIND FOR THE CLAIM. <br/>IT IS THEREFORE UPON THIS DISCOVERY THAT I AND OTHER OFFICIALS IN MY DEPARTMENT NOW DECIDED TO MAKE THIS BUSINNESS PROPOSAL TO YOU AND RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED FOR SAFETY AND SUBSEQUENT DISBURSEMENT SINCE NOBODY IS COMING FOR IT AND WE DON’T WANT THIS MONEYTO GO INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED BILL.THE BANKING LAW AND GUIDELINE HERE STIPULATES THAT IF SUCH MONEY REMAINED UNCLAMED AFTER FOUR YEARS, THE MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERED INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED FUND.THE REQUEST OF FOREIGNER AS NEXT OF KIN IN THIS USINESS IS OCCASIONED BY THE FACT THAT THE CUSTOMER WAS A FOREIGNER AND A BURKINABE CANNOT STAND AS NEXT OF KIN TO A FOREIGNER.WE AGREE THAT 30 % OF THIS MONEY WILL BE FOR YOU AS FOREIGN PARTNER, IN RESPECT TO THE PROVISION OF A FOREIGN ACCOUNT, 10 % WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR EXPENSES INCURED DURING THE BUSINESS AND 60 % WOULD BE FOR ME AND MY COLLEAGUES. THERE AFTER I AND MY COLLEAGUES WILL VISIT YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSEMENT ACCODING TO THE PERCENTAGES INDICATED.THEREFORE TO ENABLE THE IMMEDIATE TRNANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOU AS ARRANGED, YOU MUST APPLY FIRST TO THE BANK AS RELATIONS OR NEXT OF KIN OF THE DECEASED INDICATING YOUR CLAIMS AND WHEREIN THE MONEY WILL BE REMITTED . <br/>UPON RECEIPT OF YOUR REPLY, I WILL SEND TO YOU BY FAX OR EMAIL THE TEXT OF THE APPLICATION. I WILL NOT FAIL TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS STRICLY CONFIDENTIAL AND I WILL USE ALL OUR POSITION IN THIS BANK TO EFFECT A HITCH FREE TRANSFER.YOU SHOULD CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS LETTER.TRUSTING TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY. id zadiq_ali01@yahoo.co.uk <br/>YOUR’S FAITHFULLY, <br/>ZADIQ ALI </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 5 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2006-10-10T15:14:09Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/b3fce064-92ac-47e2-96ea-47c78bfc4245 2006-10-06T14:11:10Z 2006-06-21T10:29:33Z

<div>Here is me playing Buddha for some confused bloke. All the names have been changed to preserve the anonimity of people you don't know. <br/> <br/> <br/>duder-man: living forever sounds like too much trouble <br/>duder-man: death seems like it would be a relief <br/>Jimmy Groove: eh, if after a few thousand years I decide to die I always can <br/>Jimmy Groove: but I can't imagine how it could be too much trouble <br/>Jimmy Groove: after all, life is everything <br/>Jimmy Groove: you can't go to too much trouble for everything <br/>duder-man: living forever would get boring. <br/>Jimmy Groove: why? <br/>Jimmy Groove: the universe is very, very big <br/>evolving_machine left the room <br/>Jimmy Groove: and it may not be just one universe <br/>Jimmy Groove: I think I can find things to keep me occupied <br/>duder-man: yeah, there is always something to do, but doing has so far been unfullfilling <br/>Jimmy Groove: try a chemical adjustment <br/>duder-man: just being occupied isn't that great <br/>Jimmy Groove: get some benzodiasapine in that brain <br/>duder-man: how <br/>Jimmy Groove: or a nice SSRI <br/>Jimmy Groove: just go get treated for your depression <br/>Jimmy Groove: they'll adjust your brain chemistry for you. <br/>duder-man: i'm not depressed <br/>Jimmy Groove: you sure sound that way <br/>duder-man: what can i eat to get me the chemical i need? <br/>Jimmy Groove: well, both are complicated drugs <br/>Jimmy Groove: you can't just eat them <br/>duder-man: are pharmaceuticals the answer all life's difficulties? <br/>Jimmy Groove: well, seeing as how your brain is a big complicated array of chemicals, then yes <br/>Jimmy Groove: if you were to go to counciling and spend years working on attitude therapy, then the most it could do is alter your brain chemistry in the same way that some Prozac would do. <br/>duder-man: what chemical can i add to my brain to make me more ambitious? <br/>smilyguy_4all left the room <br/>Jimmy Groove: well, lots of options <br/>Jimmy Groove: some Prozac would likely do that <br/>Jimmy Groove: or a Benzodiasapine <br/>Jimmy Groove: or some androgens like testosterone <br/>Jimmy Groove: but those are very dangerous <br/>Jimmy Groove: testosterone is basically a poison <br/>duder-man: what about something to make me more materialistic? <br/>Jimmy Groove: well, spirituality is associated with high serotonin and melatonin levels <br/>Jimmy Groove: so a serotonin blocker would be good <br/>duder-man: that's what i need. something to block my conscience. what would that be <br/>Jimmy Groove: gotta get a prescription for those <br/>Jimmy Groove: well, the conscience is information <br/>Jimmy Groove: a collection of social taboos and mores <br/>Jimmy Groove: quickest way to change that is to immerse yourself in the group who most represents the set of norms you want <br/>duder-man: so how does one go about ridding oneself of social taboos and mores? <br/>Jimmy Groove: well, you don't <br/>Jimmy Groove: you always have some <br/>Jimmy Groove: the trick is to pick good ones and prune the rest <br/>Jimmy Groove: like getting rid of taboos against talking certain ways, or dressing certain ways <br/>Jimmy Groove: but you need to keep some taboos, like not urinating on strangers <br/>duder-man: i want to be completely selfish and uncaring about anyone but myself. what is the best way to achieve this goal? <br/>Jimmy Groove: join the Republican party <br/>Jimmy Groove: and attend church functions with the intent to network with people <br/>duder-man: ha <br/>Jimmy Groove: I'm not joking <br/>Jimmy Groove: the first thing you need to learn is that if you are going to be selfish and uncaring then the last thing you need to do is tell people about it <br/>duder-man: the republican party is about itself, not the individual <br/>Jimmy Groove: you want to be smart as well as selfish, right? <br/>duder-man: yes <br/>Jimmy Groove: well, who is both smart and selfish? <br/>Jimmy Groove: try Lex Luthor as a role model <br/>Jimmy Groove: the world at large believes him to be a humanitarian, they elected him President even <br/>Jimmy Groove: all because he's selfish and smart, so he makes sure that the world sees him in a profitable way <br/>Jimmy Groove: and the thing is, he actually was a good President because of it <br/>Jimmy Groove: because the best way to maximize profit is to ensure that everyone has plenty of resources to give you <br/>duder-man: my problem is that i can't put myself first. <br/>Jimmy Groove: yes you can <br/>Jimmy Groove: you are. <br/>Jimmy Groove: If you say "I can't put myself first" what you are really saying is "I value sacrifice so much that I place it above other things" <br/>Jimmy Groove: you are still serving yourself <br/>Jimmy Groove: every human action is motivated by the desire for profit of some kind <br/>duder-man: that is human nature <br/>Jimmy Groove: it is the nature of every living thing <br/>Jimmy Groove: why do you think that dogs are loyal to their pack? <br/>duder-man: what is profit? <br/>Jimmy Groove: because by doing so they increase the chance of the alpha pair mating and raising their young successfully <br/>Jimmy Groove: profit is a gain of something that you value <br/>Jimmy Groove: if you value feeling good by doing stuff for others, then that is profit <br/>duder-man: how can you change what you value? <br/>Jimmy Groove: if you have five dollars and you see someone who needs the money, you can give it to them or keep it for yourself <br/>Jimmy Groove: one way you gain five dollars profit, the other way you gain a good feeling. You do whichever you think will give you a profit you want more <br/>Jimmy Groove: wnh, immerse yourself in what you want to be <br/>Jimmy Groove: you need to start reading Robert A Heinlein novels <br/>Jimmy Groove: those glorify a morality that should be about what you want. <br/>Jimmy Groove: and that will help you change <br/>Jimmy Groove: start with Time Enough for Love <br/>Jimmy Groove: that'll work wonders <br/>Jimmy Groove: wait, how old are you? <br/>duder-man: he's just some guy. i want to be more than what some guy can think of <br/>uttam_lama2004 left the room <br/>Jimmy Groove: you'll never be the creation of another person <br/>duder-man: i'm 30 <br/>Jimmy Groove: but you'll always be parts of other people <br/>Jimmy Groove: well, Time Enough for Love is fine now. <br/>duder-man: i have a judeo-christian worldview, so i struggle with my motivation for all my actions. <br/>ee_32 joined the room <br/>Jimmy Groove: well, do you want to have that worldview? <br/>Jimmy Groove: more importantly, do you need it? <br/>duder-man: it seems to be the most realistic worldview <br/>Jimmy Groove: then why does it cause you problems? <br/>duder-man: i am struggling with my will versus God's will <br/>Jimmy Groove: why? <br/>duder-man: i will for my own pleasure, but God wills for His glory. <br/>Jimmy Groove: why is there a difference? <br/>duder-man: i don't always see the things that bring me pleasure as things that glorify God <br/>duder-man: i enjoy sin <br/>doubleedgesword2007 joined the room <br/>Jimmy Groove: so what do you want? <br/>ee_32: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii <br/>Jimmy Groove: howdy ee <br/>doubleedgesword2007: I saw Heaven open up a White horse appears and He that sits on him is called Faithful and True and in Righteousness He Judges and Makes War. Revelation 19:11-21**And the Word Becomes Flesh and Dwells Among Us.. John 1:14* <br/>ee_32: <br/>duder-man: i want to enjoy life <br/>ee_32: huooooooooooooo <br/>Jimmy Groove: and do you think that is what will give you the most profit? <br/>doubleedgesword2007 left the room <br/>ee_32: iwant <br/>Jimmy Groove: what's that ee? <br/>duder-man: i want to get to the end of my life and not have any regrets <br/>ee_32: wlcom <br/>Jimmy Groove: well that's not gonna happen <br/>Jimmy Groove: you already regret too much <br/>duder-man: true <br/>Jimmy Groove: and you're mixed up, so no matter what you do you're gonna reget it at least some <br/>ee_32: of corss <br/>Jimmy Groove: if only because you don't know what is most profitable to you. <br/>ee_32 left the room <br/>duder-man: true, i don't know what is most profitable <br/>Jimmy Groove: here's a good trick. Flip a coin. <br/>duder-man: i'm not sure what i want out of life <br/>Jimmy Groove: right now, flip a coin. <br/>duder-man: i can do anything i set out to accomplish <br/>Jimmy Groove: true if you have infinite time and resources <br/>duder-man: i've got two bachelor's degrees <br/>Jimmy Groove: but you probably don't <br/>Jimmy Groove: so you probably can't do anything you set your mind out to do. <br/>duder-man: i'm working on a masters <br/>Jimmy Groove: that's good. <br/>duder-man: \i've worked numersous jobs <br/>Jimmy Groove: but doesn't seem to be related to what you think your problem is. <br/>duder-man: i know. <br/>duder-man: my problem is more than accomplishing things <br/>Jimmy Groove: clearly you aren't valuing the things you're doing. <br/>duder-man: i was just about to say that <br/>duder-man: value!? <br/>Jimmy Groove: so, what do you need to do to fix that? <br/>duder-man: i need to engage in something i value <br/>Jimmy Groove: or change your values <br/>Jimmy Groove: but that is a lot harder to do. <br/>duder-man: yeah <br/>duder-man: how do you know if what you value is valuable? <br/>Jimmy Groove: because you value it. <br/>duder-man: i value truth <br/>Jimmy Groove: then that's valuable <br/>Jimmy Groove: me, I can take truth or leave it. <br/>duder-man: how do you know what is true? <br/>Jimmy Groove: if there was an answer for that, it would be taught to everyone because it would be the most important thing <br/>Jimmy Groove: and since the answer lets someone determine what is true, nobody would argue against it <br/>Jimmy Groove: so obviously tehre isn't an answer to it. <br/>duder-man: i value things that can't be changed <br/>Jimmy Groove: so you don't value anything? <br/>duder-man: i guess not <br/>duder-man: that's why i'm so unfulfilled <br/>Jimmy Groove: if that was true, then you'd be perfectly happy because you would be totally fulfilled <br/>Jimmy Groove: so it's obviously not <br/>duder-man: nothing is important to me <br/>duder-man: my wife's happiness is the only thing that motivates me <br/>Jimmy Groove: those two statements are obviously contradictary <br/>Jimmy Groove: which is it, nothing or your wife's happiness? <br/>duder-man: my wife's happiness, but if i had no wife, then what? <br/>Jimmy Groove: what is it about your wife's happiness that you value? <br/>duder-man: i don't like seeing her suffer <br/>duder-man: or in pain <br/>duder-man: i feel responsible for her <br/>Jimmy Groove: so you like feeling responsible <br/>duder-man: no <br/>Jimmy Groove: then why do you value feeling responsible? <br/>duder-man: hmm <br/>duder-man: ri don't think it is responsibility that i value <br/>duder-man: i don't want responsibility <br/>Jimmy Groove: then why do you take it? <br/>Jimmy Groove: responsiblity is not like a heart or lungs <br/>Jimmy Groove: you only have it by choice <br/>duder-man: i suppose i value comfort, because i only accept the responsibility that ensures my comfort <br/>duder-man: that's what it is. comfort <br/>Jimmy Groove: you wouldn't be more comfortable spending all your money on yourself, with a maid and everything? <br/>duder-man: i only act when my comfort is effected <br/>Jimmy Groove: you act like you feel bad about that <br/>duder-man: that is selfish <br/>duder-man: anti judeo christian <br/>Jimmy Groove: so? <br/>Jimmy Groove: why does that bother you, if you are really so selfish? <br/>Jimmy Groove: doesn't the fact that you feel bad make you uncomfortable? <br/>Jimmy Groove: and if it does, then clearly you don't really value comfort all that much <br/>duder-man: man, i'm lost <br/>duder-man: i don't know what i value <br/>Jimmy Groove: we established that very early. <br/>Jimmy Groove: but it also seems to be based around a single conflict <br/>Jimmy Groove: your religion vs. the rest of your life <br/>Jimmy Groove: so, flip a coin <br/>duder-man: it's not that easy, you can't just turn one off <br/>Jimmy Groove: of couse not <br/>Jimmy Groove: but you can start working on it <br/>Jimmy Groove: so flip a coin so you know which way to work <br/>duder-man: well i can't leave my life's direction up to a coin flip <br/>Jimmy Groove: why not? <br/>Jimmy Groove: it seems that your big problem is the conflict between two things, not the things themselves <br/>Jimmy Groove: so get rid of the conflict <br/>duder-man: i'm not sure which really matters most, my life or religion <br/>duder-man: religion \ <br/>duder-man: has been around longer than my life <br/>Jimmy Groove: well, rocks have been around longer than your wife.... is that a good reason to pick a rock over your wife? <br/>Jimmy Groove: when a ship is floundering it is in danger of sinking, so the captain who wants to save his ship gets it to go in a direction. It doesn't matter which direction, that can be changed later. The thing that matters is making it go. <br/>Jimmy Groove: Right you you could choose to live without obeying any religious rules, or you could choose to live without worrying about your non-religious life <br/>Jimmy Groove: either way, you aren't floundering anymore <br/>Jimmy Groove: you can always change later. <br/>Jimmy Groove: just stop sitting there being miserable because you aren't making a decision that needs to be made. <br/>duder-man: God's will vs. my will <br/>duder-man: God's will promises to be good, pleasing and perfect <br/>duder-man: however, i can't make myself follow <br/>duder-man: how does one sacrifice <br/>Jimmy Groove: no such thing. <br/>Jimmy Groove: you "sacrfice" when you choose to pursue one form of profit over another. <br/>Jimmy Groove: the fact that you aren't living your life religiously shows that you don't value it high enough to do so. <br/>Jimmy Groove: nor do you value free will enough to live without religion <br/>Jimmy Groove: so you are sacrificing your emotional health in an attempt to get both <br/>duder-man: religion isn't really the issue. there is onething that i need to do, but can't make the life sacrifice to do <br/>Jimmy Groove: and the fact that you are having so much stress over it means that you are now deciding that your emotional health is more important than you think. <br/>Jimmy Groove: well, what is this thing you need to do? <br/>duder-man: move to another city, go back to school full time. <br/>Jimmy Groove: the second you want it enough to do it, you'll do it <br/>Jimmy Groove: until then, you don't want it enough <br/>Jimmy Groove: so stop stressing yourself out over it. <br/>Jimmy Groove: you are always going to have conflicts between the various things you want. <br/>duder-man: we are comfortable where we are. just rented out our first house. moved into our second <br/>Jimmy Groove: you just need to increase your serotonin levels and deal. <br/>Jimmy Groove: so you want to be comfortable more than you want to go to school? That's fine. <br/>Jimmy Groove: a perfectly reasonable choice <br/>duder-man: but how do i suppress this seemingly need to change my life's pursuit <br/>duder-man: this carreer change <br/>duder-man: career <br/>Jimmy Groove: don't supress it <br/>duder-man: just live with this desire burning? <br/>Jimmy Groove: just live your life in the way that it most needs to be lived <br/>Jimmy Groove: if it is burning that much, you'll go to school <br/>Jimmy Groove: but if it isn't unbearable, then you won't <br/>Jimmy Groove: either way is okay <br/>Jimmy Groove: but either way you have to get used to giving something up <br/>Jimmy Groove: THAT isn't a choice <br/>Jimmy Groove: I used to stress out over these things in just the same way. <br/>Jimmy Groove: then I was laying in bed, so stressed with choices that I started crying <br/>Jimmy Groove: then I started laughing <br/>Jimmy Groove: haven't worried about them since <br/>Jimmy Groove: you'll either do the same or you won't. <br/>duder-man: i don't really worry, but i wonder what im missing <br/>Jimmy Groove: well, if your wondering is a "burning desire" then it is worry <br/>Jimmy Groove: or at least discomfort <br/>Jimmy Groove: eh <br/>Jimmy Groove: you'll feel it until you stop <br/>Jimmy Groove: you could make a couple of life choices to help it stop, but only if you want it to stop <br/>duder-man: yeah, i guess when not going causes me enough discomfort, ill go <br/>Jimmy Groove: plenty of anti-anxiety drugs out there. <br/>duder-man: seems to be the way i work <br/>Jimmy Groove: wnh, that is the way all feedback-driven systems work <br/>Jimmy Groove: from the simplest bacteria to the most complicated and seemingly enlightened human <br/>Jimmy Groove: you need to get over your guilt at being a real thing. <br/>jane (lovely_jane58) joined the room <br/>Jimmy Groove: a rock will remain in place until the wind pushes it so hard it has no choice but to stay in place. <br/>Jimmy Groove: and it is entirely possible that the rock feels just as much confusion and anxiety <br/>Jimmy Groove: the rock may want to see other places... how would we know? <br/>duder-man: well, i didn't learn anything new, just put what i already knew into words' <br/>duder-man: thanks for your time and good morning <br/>Jimmy Groove: not a problem <br/>Jimmy Groove: words are powerful <br/>Jimmy Groove: having them gives you options <br/>Jimmy Groove: that's why rocks don't have many options.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 7 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2006-06-21T10:29:33Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/a97fc31a-73ca-406b-bd8c-96e0a57fd27e 2006-10-05T00:51:41Z 2006-09-15T19:12:39Z

<div>I wanna go out and party but none of my friends are available. I guess I'll just have to sit around the house.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 4 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2006-09-15T19:12:39Z Euphoria http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/74f83440-98b4-4275-8eb4-50b119db35d0 2006-06-14T00:41:30Z 2006-04-19T05:43:47Z

<div>Just asking, because he seems to think I'm the only one, but I believe there'd be millions--nay, billions, of takers!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 28 replies </div>

Euphoria 2006-04-19T05:43:47Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/b11a4824-8a11-4294-859b-7adc4c8b90cf 2006-05-06T02:13:36Z 2006-05-01T00:58:36Z

<div>Groove Nation is listed as a related tribe on the Sex Positive Tribe. <br/> <br/>That makes no sense. Groove Nation has nothing to do with sex.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 2 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2006-05-01T00:58:36Z Euphoria http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/d3ffd054-7fa3-4273-bfb4-d36911395be9 2006-04-06T21:15:57Z 2006-03-30T09:50:34Z

<div>Only nine more days until I get to celebrate the special weekend I've won with the Grooveman in a lovely Atlanta hotel. <br/> <br/>Oh, how very exciting! Aren't you all so jealous?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 32 replies </div>

Euphoria 2006-03-30T09:50:34Z theunrulyj http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/8ae25260-a863-43de-a2fe-bc92282fd3b0 2006-03-25T00:33:07Z 2006-03-16T20:28:49Z

<div>Nyah nyah n nyah nyah.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 19 replies </div>

theunrulyj 2006-03-16T20:28:49Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/9d98dd4c-5e31-4d07-a537-64f540bf6b65 2006-03-24T02:03:33Z 2006-02-02T23:57:44Z

<div>http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/01/27/gutierrez.unschooing/index.html <br/> <br/>Some hipster academic hoodedoody with my bloody name is spreading a bunch of slap-happy claptrap.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 7 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2006-02-02T23:57:44Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/20cf52cb-efc1-48f0-8672-0580e2e26927 2006-03-14T18:42:19Z 2006-03-10T23:58:35Z

<div>Next post I make will be from LA. <br/> <br/>Neato.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 10 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2006-03-10T23:58:35Z Euphoria http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/afb06ac4-3fa8-4787-a52f-be034e57a3d4 2006-03-06T10:33:24Z 2006-03-02T23:29:11Z

<div>Get your reservations in early if you want to meet Mt. Sexy face to face, otherwise I'll be keeping him to myself. <br/> <br/>Please list possible times to see him (between March 12-19) and the reasons why he should grant you an audience. <br/> <br/>Sincerely, <br/>My Virtual Boyfriend™'s Social Secretary</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 4 replies </div>

Euphoria 2006-03-02T23:29:11Z Euphoria http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/56b836ec-bae1-4216-bdc7-30e65f410409 2006-02-28T11:22:23Z 2006-02-13T08:09:42Z

<div>And I really think that needs to be acknowledged more often, don't you?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 15 replies </div>

Euphoria 2006-02-13T08:09:42Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/af0f0d81-feb2-4594-81c9-eebf8ce837e5 2006-01-19T09:50:29Z 2006-01-17T18:45:40Z

<div>http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/01/17/uk.parrot/index.html</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 2 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2006-01-17T18:45:40Z Tiger_Lily http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/950da434-5caf-4153-ab9c-c351c7805274 2006-01-12T14:10:13Z 2006-01-06T01:04:11Z

<div>http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060105/ap_en_tv/robertson_sharon;_ylt=AodKuU3uYgyJO1CV.d1zVeVpMhkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBjMHVqMTQ4BHNlYwN5bnN1YmNhdA--</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 11 replies </div>

Tiger_Lily 2006-01-06T01:04:11Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/dff0d4b1-8a97-428d-a790-105e9b9a5486 2005-12-22T06:52:33Z 2005-12-18T13:09:35Z

<div>1. assholes who have those big AV Club headphones and listen to LPs on them. Great, that way you can hear the scratches and vinyl fuss better, dumbass. <br/> <br/>2. anyone who checks into a cheap motel (like the one I work at) during the night shift (like the shift I work). Not only are these people 99% likely to be scum, but they wake me up every time. <br/> <br/>3. Slavic names. Why don't you all go on Wheel of Fortune and buy a few damn vowels.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 7 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-12-18T13:09:35Z 9------9 http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/8420eab1-3de4-4591-a960-69cd01cc0b6c 2005-12-19T22:19:54Z 2005-12-17T03:03:48Z

<div>I had this horrible hallucination that you got kicked off Tribe so I rushed over here to check. <br/> <br/> <br/>No, It was someone else I know, some other friend, but I can't figure out who.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 7 replies </div>

9------9 2005-12-17T03:03:48Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/fbbeeed4-a28e-4754-90dd-1397378cdbf0 2005-12-02T20:33:11Z 2005-12-01T05:36:08Z

<div>I went and spent 30 bucks on supplies for the AAFT poker night, and of the 80 people in the group two messaged me to say they weren't coming and three showed up. <br/> <br/>I'm depressed that they didn't give the slightest damn about what I did, so I left them. Bastards can get someone else to ignore.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 12 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-12-01T05:36:08Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/739ac982-ea79-4949-aa67-6fa67a4ff555 2005-12-02T14:03:30Z 2005-11-23T12:46:36Z

<div>http://education.guardian.co.uk/egweekly/story/0,,1647455,00.html</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 33 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-11-23T12:46:36Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/8e1b9660-6e74-42fd-a998-cdfb0f27fd51 2005-11-23T23:19:59Z 2005-04-16T21:42:38Z

<div>I thought I might be fun to install a thread wherein I answer any question truthfully. Of course, whenever I answer a question, I get a free question in return. So think carefully before you requisition data from the Groovester.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 96 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-04-16T21:42:38Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/a281d2a5-e7c1-41ce-bbcb-d7800e0a30fe 2005-11-23T05:15:26Z 2005-11-17T18:51:23Z

<div>Forum in regard to an article on antigravity. <br/> <br/>Responder1- Fact 1: cats always fall on four feet <br/>Fact 2: bread slice always falls with the butter side down <br/> <br/>So...put a bread with butter on top of a cat, and throw it through the window. <br/> <br/>Antigravity device ready. <br/> <br/>Responder 2- tried that, and it totally doesn't work. My cat's dead now thanks to you. DEAD!! I'm suing you for emotional anguish! <br/> <br/>Responder 3- If you hadn't looked, that cat might still be alive!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 17 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-11-17T18:51:23Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/0c87eecb-8834-44c9-9bc3-91dd27117a65 2005-11-22T16:58:09Z 2005-11-22T02:14:48Z

<div>One of you people needs to entertain me. I'm sitting here all bored and shit.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 6 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-11-22T02:14:48Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/ace7ac4d-2994-4efd-b18b-300da86f4a8b 2005-11-22T08:01:27Z 2005-11-16T02:03:49Z

<div>http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42609 <br/> <br/>I want in!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 13 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-11-16T02:03:49Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/977593e3-465a-4fe3-82a0-30a7195e4be1 2005-11-14T01:51:55Z 2005-10-21T19:52:18Z

<div>http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/181_1518730,00110002.htm <br/> <br/>Totally awesome.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 20 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-10-21T19:52:18Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/3e925181-0825-4a65-91a9-430308c11e20 2005-11-13T20:03:54Z 2005-11-12T22:03:09Z

<div>http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Bye.html</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 8 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-11-12T22:03:09Z http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/2a14b0b1-2596-4567-aaf6-7fc3265f5a0f 2005-11-13T12:44:49Z 2005-10-26T20:49:38Z

<div>its been too long and I'm in withdrawl...</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 28 replies </div>

2005-10-26T20:49:38Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/64ec11d5-0bf4-44a2-a519-fc90f9322850 2005-11-13T10:13:50Z 2005-11-10T17:06:46Z

<div>Alright, some Christians got into the AAFT facebook group boards and started condemming us, then they started arguing about why they were condeming us among themselves, and finally one of them posted the funniest thing ever. <br/> <br/>"Justin Patten wrote <br/>at 4:47pm November 8th, 2005: <br/>I think we could totally rock this world, if we would stop lounging around and go into the world. Im guilty of this too. I truly see the significance of missions and evangelization now. People will always be hungry or poor or diseased, we cannot change that for good, but we CAN tell people about the eternal life that God is giving away through Christ, and that will last forever." <br/> <br/> <br/>Wow, great way to justify preaching rather than feeding the poor, shithead.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 4 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-11-10T17:06:46Z zenzen http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/8b49e8d3-aad9-4b37-adcc-efd7866b6a96 2005-11-03T23:36:26Z 2005-10-27T18:11:20Z

<div>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! <br/> <br/>How did you come up with that one, Jimmy? Which is wrong, by the way, cus I'm the world's sexiest lardy!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 20 replies </div>

zenzen 2005-10-27T18:11:20Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/ea774549-9955-45ff-9f1f-648070a01401 2005-11-02T21:10:35Z 2005-10-31T23:30:26Z

<div>It's a bloody dye they used to color DNA. One of a few things may happen. Hopefully, I'll develop the powers of whatever animal I was exposed to after it happened (a squirrel.)</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 20 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-10-31T23:30:26Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/f6ca507d-5dc6-407d-974d-d798360a29c6 2005-10-31T18:23:51Z 2005-10-31T18:06:21Z

<div>• Truck hits hayride, killing 4 <br/>• Woman falls after dangling from hot air balloon <br/>• Pastor electrocuted while performing baptism <br/> <br/>All three of these are top stories on CNN.com. <br/> <br/>When CNN looks like the Daily Rotten, you know it's a slow news day.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 3 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-10-31T18:06:21Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/a18d52a4-9c2f-45ed-a32e-5ce1fb55beb8 2005-10-29T02:41:32Z 2005-10-24T21:49:58Z

<div>I put three up on my profile. In a transparent attempt to get more views, I will put pictures up only in groups of three. Not in groups of four, and not in groups of two (save the three groups of two within any group of three).</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 25 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-10-24T21:49:58Z http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/dddc1be9-828e-4ae9-8399-c75b16e82745 2005-10-29T01:29:25Z 2005-10-28T02:05:07Z

<div>to move this out in front of Jimmy's Place. Truth in advertising y'know. Any volunteers? <br/> <br/>http://losangeles.tribe.net/template/pub%2Ctribes%2CViewPhoto.vm?page=1&amp;currentoffset=0&amp;parentid=72a41bf9-6ed5-4504-a466-47564a26e0c4&amp;sortby&amp;rows&amp;r=10025</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 8 replies </div>

2005-10-28T02:05:07Z http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/13e0eef1-aac5-4c89-8fa9-234ddc5d884e 2005-10-27T23:47:10Z 2005-10-26T11:51:31Z

<div>jimmy, i have some kind of microscopic organism dancing around in my intestines causing dehydration and nausea. <br/> <br/>what do i do?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 5 replies </div>

2005-10-26T11:51:31Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/1cc79c04-92f5-4360-8be5-1541487a1413 2005-10-26T11:56:49Z 2005-10-25T20:38:09Z

<div>Here's the picture that was on the front of the local paper. <br/> <br/>http://www.valdostadailytimes.com/images/600/1041.jpg <br/> <br/>I thought you might be amused.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 3 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-10-25T20:38:09Z http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/988fed7c-3ee1-4ff2-886f-0e7e82488ec8 2005-10-20T17:03:20Z 2005-10-16T04:53:54Z

<div>Amazing what you get when you go to Google images and type in Groove Grease! <br/>http://seattle.tribe.net/template/pub%2CViewPhoto.vm/context/tribe?parentid=72a41bf9-6ed5-4504-a466-47564a26e0c4&amp;page=1¤toffset=0&amp;r=10302 <br/>Get yours now, operators are standing by. </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 9 replies </div>

2005-10-16T04:53:54Z Euphoria http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/52cabe4e-9732-4bd2-b2bd-9298e4a35333 2005-10-19T16:36:20Z 2005-10-18T03:29:56Z

<div>Jimmy Groove is not a hoochie. <br/> <br/>He doesn't even have a MySpace account.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 8 replies </div>

Euphoria 2005-10-18T03:29:56Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/464b60db-49a9-4a4b-8ad4-93aeec5dd8b1 2005-10-17T02:50:59Z 2005-10-12T21:11:27Z

<div>Digs - It's a bastard sword, but nice guys can use it too. says: <br/>Magic. <br/>Jimmy Groove says: <br/>Your magic sucks <br/>Digs - It's a bastard sword, but nice guys can use it too. says: <br/>It'll, uh, it'll be a space dilation technique. Specialised for use with toasters. <br/>Jimmy Groove says: <br/>sgid, kcus ssel! <br/>Digs - It's a bastard sword, but nice guys can use it too. says: <br/>That's an anagram for your mom. <br/>Jimmy Groove says: <br/>No its not <br/>Jimmy Groove says: <br/>it's a Zatanna spell. <br/>Digs - It's a bastard sword, but nice guys can use it too. says: <br/>A Batman subvillian? Geez. <br/>Jimmy Groove says: <br/>a superheroine <br/>Jimmy Groove says: <br/>you damn dirty ape <br/>Digs - It's a bastard sword, but nice guys can use it too. says: <br/>Yeah, I know. She's got a hat. <br/>Jimmy Groove says: <br/>she has great magical powers <br/>Digs - It's a bastard sword, but nice guys can use it too. says: <br/>Retarded ones. If only she were Dr. Manhattan. <br/>Jimmy Groove says: <br/>Dude, she's not even in the same universe as Dr. Manhattan./ <br/>Digs - It's a bastard sword, but nice guys can use it too. says: <br/>Right. Another strike against her. <br/>Digs - It's a bastard sword, but nice guys can use it too. says: <br/>DC. <br/>Jimmy Groove says: <br/>Watchmen was published by DC too <br/>Jimmy Groove says: <br/>just not part of the regular DC universe <br/>Jimmy Groove says: <br/>and DC rocks hard. Beats Marvel's monkey ass. <br/>Digs - It's a bastard sword, but nice guys can use it too. says: <br/>That's the saddest little fanboy-love argument I've read in ages. <br/>Digs - It's a bastard sword, but nice guys can use it too. says: <br/>I'd take any of the various Image universes over DC businesses. <br/>Jimmy Groove says: <br/>Dude, does Marvel have Batman? No. Therefore DC rules <br/>Jimmy Groove says: <br/>And DC has great villains like Lex Luthor, Catman, and Psycho Pirate <br/>Digs - It's a bastard sword, but nice guys can use it too. says: <br/>Batman is the only nonpathetic DC character. <br/>Digs - It's a bastard sword, but nice guys can use it too. says: <br/>He makes a good ubermensch. <br/>Jimmy Groove says: <br/>Dude, the Joker <br/>Jimmy Groove says: <br/>and Martian Manhunter <br/>Jimmy Groove says: <br/>and Wonder Woman <br/>Digs - It's a bastard sword, but nice guys can use it too. says: <br/>Yes, an excellent example of a pathetic villain. <br/>Jimmy Groove says: <br/>The Joker is not pathetic <br/>Jimmy Groove says: <br/>and if you ever say that to my face you'll end up pulling your teeth out of your ass. <br/>Digs - It's a bastard sword, but nice guys can use it too. says: <br/>Acid flowers? Laughing gas? <br/>Digs - It's a bastard sword, but nice guys can use it too. says: <br/>It took Alan Moore to make the Joker bearable. <br/>Jimmy Groove says: <br/>The Joker is better than you <br/>Jimmy Groove says: <br/>And beats any Marvel villian <br/>Digs - It's a bastard sword, but nice guys can use it too. says: <br/>Arkady Rossovich is a considerably more wicked villain than the Joker? <br/>Jimmy Groove says: <br/>That's just pathetic dude <br/>Digs - It's a bastard sword, but nice guys can use it too. says: <br/>He's scarier and he could beat the Joker's ass in personal combat QED. <br/>Digs - It's a bastard sword, but nice guys can use it too. says: <br/>For that matter, Cap could take anything the Joker could scrimp together, with ease. <br/>Jimmy Groove says: <br/>Captain America would get his ass handed to him by the Joker <br/>Jimmy Groove says: <br/>and he's the best Marvel has got. <br/>Digs - It's a bastard sword, but nice guys can use it too. says: <br/>That is a funny joke you're offering, with your comedy. <br/>Jimmy Groove says: <br/>what part of my facts do you consider funny? <br/>Digs - It's a bastard sword, but nice guys can use it too. says: <br/>A Sentinel. Colossus. Quicksilver. Iron Man/War Machine. Any number of Marvel characters/robots could crush the joke. <br/>Digs - It's a bastard sword, but nice guys can use it too. says: <br/>Hell, Spidey could hack that. <br/>Jimmy Groove says: <br/>No <br/>Jimmy Groove says: <br/>The Joker could take them all at once with his incredible madness powers. <br/>Digs - It's a bastard sword, but nice guys can use it too. says: <br/>You're such a fanboy, my friend. <br/>Jimmy Groove says: <br/>You are <br/>Jimmy Groove says: <br/>you named a hell of a lot more characters than I did. <br/>Digs - It's a bastard sword, but nice guys can use it too. says: <br/>Right. There are hundreds of characters who could whip the joker with ease. <br/>Digs - It's a bastard sword, but nice guys can use it too. says: <br/>I bet your DC Hawk and Dove could manage against the Joker. <br/>Jimmy Groove says: <br/>No, the Joker is far too good for that. <br/>Jimmy Groove says: <br/>It is a basic law of thermodynamics that the Joker is awesome. <br/>Digs - It's a bastard sword, but nice guys can use it too. says: <br/>As the Joker expands, he necessarily loses energy to his own vastness. If he continues to expand, after some time, the Joker is destined to freeze. Because he is pathetic. <br/>Jimmy Groove says: <br/>The only thing about the Joker that expands is his own awesomeness. <br/>Digs - It's a bastard sword, but nice guys can use it too. says: <br/>You misspelled "patheticicty".</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 55 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-10-12T21:11:27Z Euphoria http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/a6e1aa30-7464-4995-a20d-6547e236a3b1 2005-10-14T03:25:40Z 2005-10-13T01:36:09Z

<div>Well, Mr. Groove claims photographs displaying him are obsolete, so we really need some new ones. <br/> <br/>Who lives nearby and will volunteer for photo duty?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 18 replies </div>

Euphoria 2005-10-13T01:36:09Z Euphoria http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/5c6ad4d5-f9d5-444f-8c54-072e07dca474 2005-10-12T23:23:50Z 2005-10-10T14:55:48Z

<div>Amazingly deep for a guy who could easily drag you into the bedroom to have his way with you. </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 29 replies </div>

Euphoria 2005-10-10T14:55:48Z http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/430ccd04-67fc-4e17-9e84-be7f452440a1 2005-10-10T22:03:00Z 2005-10-08T18:19:43Z

<div>What is it about him anyway ?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 15 replies </div>

2005-10-08T18:19:43Z Euphoria http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/4fd209d9-a01c-4d8a-b9d9-cf66338743b5 2005-10-10T12:36:00Z 2005-10-06T02:35:20Z

<div>Who could it be?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 52 replies </div>

Euphoria 2005-10-06T02:35:20Z http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/b3b7ab58-eaca-4291-ab26-c06d0b633999 2005-10-10T05:24:19Z 2005-10-09T07:52:52Z

<div>more spanking</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 6 replies </div>

2005-10-09T07:52:52Z Tiger_Lily http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/5bca35f2-6289-4223-af8c-e8adbf8c11f0 2005-10-09T19:50:08Z 2005-10-05T19:24:17Z

<div>1. It's in the Bible</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 48 replies </div>

Tiger_Lily 2005-10-05T19:24:17Z Tiger_Lily http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/4b7e3d9d-5182-4f4f-8ee1-bd6c1899530c 2005-10-09T03:41:12Z 2005-10-06T20:18:12Z

<div>This is the first of what I hope will be many contests here at Groove Nation. Since we sucked at trying to come up with a theme song, I invite you each to design a logo for this tribe. Perhaps the winner will receive the aforementioned baggie of Jimmy Groove hair!! We will choose the winner by popular vote. <br/> <br/>All right, possums, get going!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 12 replies </div>

Tiger_Lily 2005-10-06T20:18:12Z sagethered http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/84418bc2-655d-401a-8d65-4f428a1ad028 2005-10-06T18:37:33Z 2005-10-04T21:05:29Z

<div>Don't play into this faustian trap with jimmy groove. His innocent prestenses of boredom led me play a quick game with him. the clever boy won. And now i must grant him three wishes. <br/> <br/>So if one day they find my body bludgeoned to death by a pillowcase of bricks...tell the police, never mind. i had it coming. <br/> <br/>the devil went down to georgia indeed!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 20 replies </div>

sagethered 2005-10-04T21:05:29Z Tiger_Lily http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/a803b9e0-d139-4ea3-bae1-dcea77b33141 2005-10-06T10:03:53Z 2005-09-27T20:31:02Z

<div>1. He makes a great doorstop. <br/> <br/>Ok. I'm stuck. <br/> <br/>How 'bout it, Groovesters?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 108 replies </div>

Tiger_Lily 2005-09-27T20:31:02Z http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/0e6f3be8-6b4c-44fa-bb09-224970c010d8 2005-10-04T22:56:37Z 2005-10-04T22:54:41Z

<div>Yes. Now thank me. </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 1 reply </div>

2005-10-04T22:54:41Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/3cd994b5-f554-43c3-892b-9ff446c80e59 2005-09-28T03:18:00Z 2005-04-12T18:40:18Z

<div>1. My father is Frank Zappa and my birthname was Polyphonic Flashback Madness Zappa. <br/> <br/>2. A witch once turned me into a newt; I got better. <br/> <br/>3. My new cyberstomach has a vibrate feature. <br/> <br/>4. I only wear underwear woven out of the hair of my enemies. <br/> <br/>5. Klingon women find me strangely irresistable. <br/> <br/>6. I won my coat in a pimp duel with Superfly Jimmy Snuka. <br/> <br/>7. Using my powers of cyber-telepathy, I can see through your monitor. I must say, I am very disappointed in you. <br/> <br/>More facts when I damn well feel like it.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 71 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-04-12T18:40:18Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/d74a9bdc-beab-4e97-b518-5eb3475aad4a 2005-09-28T00:11:51Z 2005-09-15T12:28:03Z

<div>http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/science/story/0,12996,1568623,00.html <br/> <br/>Luckily, the Creeper is here to save the day, which his chemically enhanced strength and rictus grin.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 2 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-09-15T12:28:03Z Tiger_Lily http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/67e5c221-9871-4b50-97f4-7ffd2a944281 2005-09-26T16:55:12Z 2005-09-23T23:40:38Z

<div>My fellow Groovarians, <br/> <br/>It is my sad duty to inform you that our beloved ruler, Queen Helga of Smartassia, has asked me to assume her duties as moderator. <br/> <br/>While humbled and honored, I respectfully accepted. <br/> <br/>Groove long and prosper. <br/> <br/>Darla</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 18 replies </div>

Tiger_Lily 2005-09-23T23:40:38Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/e684988d-c585-4a07-80b0-54845712de4e 2005-09-23T02:16:13Z 2005-09-05T05:34:48Z

<div>Any ideas?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 54 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-09-05T05:34:48Z Tiger_Lily http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/cfd40a6b-1217-4535-a145-1189f385405f 2005-09-22T18:01:06Z 2005-09-21T18:48:07Z

<div>Who do YOU say he is? <br/> <br/>I have noticed that you never see Hagrid or Eric Cartman in the same place. <br/> <br/>I think JimmyGroove is a hybrid of those two, and uses his special identities at his whim.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 8 replies </div>

Tiger_Lily 2005-09-21T18:48:07Z http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/dea4c873-f26c-428e-956c-37471803d4d7 2005-09-21T16:41:55Z 2005-09-21T00:16:08Z

<div>pic in the gallery reminds me of this book i'm reading called hominids. it's about this neanderthal from a parallel universe. i like it because it takes place in the neutrino lab in sudbury (which is where i was from when i was a cute little munchkin). the author is coming here next week. i will tell him you said hi. <br/> <br/>how exciting! <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 9 replies </div>

2005-09-21T00:16:08Z sagethered http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/7be56db0-102d-45c9-a130-e875c880ec90 2005-09-20T00:23:19Z 2005-09-18T17:36:19Z

<div>jimmy groove <br/>My Mojo Giver (so very true) <br/>Mom Joy Giver (eewwwww) <br/>My Jive Groom (oh How I wish) <br/>Jive Orgy Mom (again eeewww) <br/>I.V. Memory Jog. (sounds like total recall) <br/>Rev. GYM I. MOJO <br/>rev my goo, Jim. (and rev it like you mean it) <br/>Rev. Jimmy Goo <br/>Very Mig Mojo (or are you just happy to see me) <br/>I jog my Mom. Very. (EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!)</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 32 replies </div>

sagethered 2005-09-18T17:36:19Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/8c4d8cbd-d761-4b17-8f6b-9db92423a33d 2005-09-19T15:38:30Z 2005-09-17T12:43:07Z

<div>http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050916/od_nm/australia_electricity_dc <br/> <br/>This man has a super power that Jeremy has always wanted.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 6 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-09-17T12:43:07Z http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/60764d0f-1fb7-46d4-8be8-9667a72025a5 2005-09-19T08:05:48Z 2005-09-15T07:19:18Z

<div>for a new hard drive. I made the mistake of trying to view all 1376 pictures at once. I got to the mad cow series before my computer blew up.... <br/> <br/> <br/>~zenzen~'s Photo Album Sort by newest oldest Show 6 per page 24 per page All <br/>Showing 1–6 of 1376 images « ‹ prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 next › » </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 17 replies </div>

2005-09-15T07:19:18Z http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/e1a484a9-e981-4f9d-bab3-4ca0863290ce 2005-09-14T03:59:09Z 2005-09-13T20:11:39Z

<div>I humbly submit myself to this tribe of shameless sycophants.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 8 replies </div>

2005-09-13T20:11:39Z sagethered http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/15cba01c-8441-4237-afa4-cf7fe8ac5b9c 2005-09-13T16:37:29Z 2005-09-12T03:56:51Z

<div>and jimmy wasnt here. I'm freakin out. I thought you lived in GN. thought you never slept. thought you were a cyborg. <br/> <br/>but your not here. <br/> <br/>Im a leeetle tipsy and i wanttt to rAISE A TOAST! to Jimmy Gman. where are you.............. <br/>............................................................not here......... <br/>.......or here. <br/> <br/>come home jimmy come home... <br/> <br/> <br/>probably at church.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 10 replies </div>

sagethered 2005-09-12T03:56:51Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/6386c797-8425-46c8-8893-8e6c339b64b8 2005-09-07T03:16:42Z 2005-09-07T03:11:42Z

<div>http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/news/story/0,12976,1563850,00.html <br/> <br/>&amp;lt;drunk> I don't know why this makes me cry, but it does. If you've got a problem with me crying then I'll throw you into the sun.&amp;lt;/drunk></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 3 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-09-07T03:11:42Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/1711a72f-a7dd-4ca4-850a-ac696bde5cf5 2005-08-23T11:59:57Z 2005-08-11T20:43:31Z

<div>I will soon shave my head. Now is your chance to own a peice of Jimmny Groove! Anyone who wishes to purchase a baggie full of Jimmy Groove's Hair should send a check or money order for .95$ to: <br/> <br/>Jimmy Groove <br/>PO Box 524 <br/>Lenox, GA 31637 <br/> <br/>Disclaimer- Jimmy Groove's Hair Inc. is not responsible for any impurities and/or organisms found within Jimmy Groove's Hair. If you are pregnant, or may become pregnant, you should not handle Jimmy Groove's Hair. Smoking Jimmy Groove's Hair may cause hallucinations, feelings of euphoria, and/or cancer. If you have epilepsy, do not stare directly into Jimmy Groove's Hair. If anything inside Jimmy Groove's Hair bites you, you should not bite it back. In clinical studies using mice, injesting Jimmy Groove's Hair has been shown, on occasion, to give one super powers. Injest at your own risk. Talking about sex, having sex, and cursing have been shown to increase the risks associated with Jimmy Groove's Hair. If you are a vampire, or may become a vampire, do not handle Jimmy Groove's Hair, as Jimmy Groove injests a large amount of garlic.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 61 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-08-11T20:43:31Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/8bd9fa25-ff52-4515-913d-b60110fe7b6e 2005-08-20T17:04:54Z 2005-08-16T04:01:13Z

<div>http://georgia.tribe.net/template/pub%2CViewPhoto.vm/context/tribe?page=1&amp;currentoffset=0&amp;parentid=72a41bf9-6ed5-4504-a466-47564a26e0c4&amp;sortby&amp;rows&amp;r=10376 <br/> <br/>At least the guy in the picture is small enough to get launched into the air. That takes some of the pressure off.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 13 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-08-16T04:01:13Z Tiger_Lily http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/4610ce1d-3f8c-49dd-ba22-9b1bbb92adc7 2005-08-08T05:27:31Z 2005-08-06T19:09:45Z

<div>Hey, Groovenation - <br/> <br/>Don't want you to miss it!!! Jimmy G and his backup dancers will be, uh, "performing" at Club Smartassia. <br/> <br/>Don't miss the show!!!! Bring your friends... <br/> <br/>Oh, and Jimmy's buying!!!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 30 replies </div>

Tiger_Lily 2005-08-06T19:09:45Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/af6a6dcb-e35c-4f26-8ae5-615c7a3f7bad 2005-07-26T06:54:05Z 2005-07-26T06:54:05Z

<div>Here I was, beaten and bruised and filled with glass, while damn alien-invested zombies close in on me. <br/> <br/>"Oh bother, he doesn't seem to be responding to our psychic blasts. This bugger must have a bit of latent psionic talent." A british voice rang out in my head. A zombie was stratching its head in confusion. <br/> <br/>"Yes, yes definitely it must have. Quite an interesting human specimen, I do say. Perhapes we should take it in alive and probe it intensely?" <br/> <br/>With a clenching sphincter I screamed "You damn dirty aliens ain't probing me! Come on, show me what you've got! I've got a pipe and I'm having a very bad day!" <br/> <br/>One of the zombies stepped forward "So, you can hear our telepathic communications. We are most impressed, old chap. However, you'll never be able to deal with our psychic force fields. It really would be advisable for you to surrender. We aren't killing all of you, you know. A few co-conspirator humans are leading lives of luxury as breeding stock." <br/> <br/>If there is one thing I hate more than damn dirty aliens, it is people who would sell out the human race to some damn dirty aliens. I made a decision to kill each and every one of these bastards, if I could find a way out of this mess. I had to think quick. Luckily, these brains were obviously quite arrogant. I thought I had a chance if I played on their weakness. <br/> <br/>"Why the hell would I want you join you? You are laughable alien invaders. There's dozens of you threatening me here. Why does a 'superior race' like you need to gang up on me? Are you afraid of fighting me one on one?" <br/> <br/>The lead zombie made laughing motions while its brain sent out a telepathic "Ha ha ha ha" He glared at me with his dead eyes. "Now see here, you buggering troglodyte. I am more than capable of taking you on alone. In fact, I think I'll do that now!" He charged at me with a zombie roar. <br/> <br/>Luckily, zombies with alien brains are still uncoordinated and slow. It took no effort at for me to dodge and hit him across the head with my pipe. Unluckily, my efforts were rewarded with only a shower of purple sparks from the zombie force field. I needed a weapon with more heft if I was going to stand any chance at all. I looked around desparately as I dodged and weaved through the zombies attack, and grinned when I noticed that a nearby building had been knocked apart, exposing a bedroom filled with rubble. <br/> <br/>I made a break for it and dived through a large whole in the wall. With one arm I grabbed a pillow off the bed, and with the other I flipped the bed over in hopes of buying a bit more time. Quickly I ripped the pillow out of its case and started to stuff bricks from the fallen wall into the case. <br/> <br/>"What's a matter old chum?" I heard in my head, mocking me. "Are you suddenly afraid of the superior race? Have you had enough, you weak little human?" The zombie pushed the bed down to get at me, and an amazing look of suprise spread accross its face when I jumped up onto the matress and swung upwards hard with a pillowcase full of bricks. <br/> <br/>Another shower of sparks erupted, and the zombie went flying backwards through the air. A strange tone filled my head, like the ringing of a church bell. Following the blazing purple comet as quickly as I could, I arrived above him just as he was getting up, totally unhurt. The pillowcase had enough mass to knock him around, but his shield was holding. <br/> <br/>I couldn't let him back up. I pounded downward with my improvised implement of human impowerment, knocking it prone with another shower and another loud telepathic gong. <br/> <br/>"Really old chum" Bam!, the pillowcase came down again. "This is pretty futile" Bam!, down again. "You'll get tired before my shield fails." Bam! "You're just making things harder for yourself." Bam! <br/> <br/>He was right. I was already tiring. But I began to notice something as I hammered away. The bell tone that was emmitted when I struck him had a certain pattern to it. I could see it in my head. I could feel it. It was as if my mind was expanding as this form rolled around in my cranium. <br/> <br/>Suddenly it all made sense. My mind had unlocked the key to their force field. My latent psychic power had been unleased. I paused and fell back a few feet, staggering with this insight. The zombie got up and grinned, certain of my downfall. <br/> <br/>I took the shape of the force field that was in my head, and I inverted it. I couldn't help but grin. <br/> <br/>"What is so funny, human? Your death is at hand." <br/> <br/>"I was just thinking of a joke. What did the sexiest man on Earth say to the dead alien?" <br/> <br/>"This doesn't sound that funny, but I'll humor you. What did this pitiful human say?" <br/> <br/>I brought my pillowcase down and was greated by the most satisfying geyser of gore ever to greet a member of my species. I staggered around, hardly able to beleive what I had done, and then remembered that I was still surrounded. I looked up at all the zombies, who were staring at me, agast. <br/> <br/>Tired, battered, bruised, filled with glass and covered in alien gore, I grinned at the horde. "I messed up the punchline. Can I try again?" <br/> <br/>They all turned and ran. I had taught the aliens how to fear. <br/> <br/>Stay tuned for Part 4 of this epic miniseries.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 0 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-07-26T06:54:05Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/42a2708f-bff8-41b5-84ca-24dd4b711d3e 2005-07-11T04:33:29Z 2005-07-11T04:33:29Z

<div>I decended down the stairs, hampered by crowds of stupid rubberneckers who congregated around every window. My pipe carved a way through as I verbally encouraged them to stop standing around like useless fucktards and actually acommplish something, even if it is just running away. <br/> <br/>Few things piss me off like survival-impaired humans. <br/> <br/>I broke out onto the street and rushed for the nearest automobile that appeared to be moderately functional. The dead were everywhere, and the main invasion force was moving to other parts of the city; the scene was disturbingly tranquil. Aside from the surrying of what I thought were rats, nothing was moving about at all. <br/> <br/>I opened the door to a semi truck, and the driver's body was draped over the wheel. I didn't see any obvious cause of death, but I was hardly taking time to examine the corpse. I threw it out the door, took my place in the seat, and started that sweet diesel engine. The wheels started turning, rolling me towards freedom. <br/> <br/>I had driving about a mile and was approaching the outskirts of the city when the driver's side window shattered and a hand grabbed my throat. I instinctively stabbed out with the pipe as I looked over. The trucker was attacking me, despite the horrible damage to his body from being dragged by the semi. Furthermore, my pipe had failed to have any effect, other than cause a static blue discharge of energy. <br/> <br/>"A force field? A zombie with a fucking force field?!? God fucking shitballs!" I declared as the trucker continued to claw at me. <br/> <br/>It was then that I noticed something weird going on in my head. It sounded like faint voices in the background. I couldn't make out what they were saying, but it was clearly in an English accent. <br/> <br/>I shook off the surprise and drove towards the sidewall of the underpass I was hauling through. A brief shower of blue sparks later and the zombie was knocked from my door, albeit otherwise unharmed. It shook its fist at me menacingly in the rear view mirror. <br/> <br/>I made it to the bridge out of the city, and was unsuprised to find it blown all to hell. I was a bit suprised to find a few living humans fighting a horde of zombies, and I was more than a bit suprised to find out what was causing the reanimation of the dead. A macabre rain of living brains was falling out of the sky, landing on the ground with electric blue splashing. Upon landing they grew little rat legs and starting dashing about. One of the surviving humans was particularly unlucky as a grey-matter bomb fell out of the sky right on top of her, knocking her down. The zombies gathered about to hold her down as the brain recovered and crawled right up to her head, diving into her mouth with the greatest of ease. A second later she was up, her weapon turned on her former allies. <br/> <br/>I had no desire to become the human corpse equivalent of an alien Segway, so I revved up the engine and drive right through. Human and zombie and brain alike splatted against the grill of my mean machine, leaving blue fireworks and red puddles. I headed strait towards the blown out remains of the bridge. <br/> <br/>And I jumped that mother fucker. <br/> <br/>The cabin landed on the other side, but the trailer didn't make it. Suddenly the vehicle was being pulled backwards, so I jumped out and rolled across the ground, picking up shrapnel like a snowball picks up snow. With a great shout against the pain I stood up, shaked some sense into my head, and looked around. <br/> <br/>This side was just as packed with zombies and brains as the last one had been. <br/> <br/>I was finally able to make out some words among that storm of British voices in my head. "My word, that human is bloody daft." the voice said. "It'll make a jolly good body!" <br/> <br/>Stay tuned for the next part of this epic miniseries.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 0 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-07-11T04:33:29Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/c961d245-fcbb-454b-8f21-18e4cc7fac0f 2005-07-09T23:40:09Z 2005-07-08T20:21:04Z

<div>If there is anything I've learned from my dreams, it is that armies of aliens that inhabit dead human bodies are pretty damn annoying. Especially when those aliens take the form of brains with little rat legs and psychic shields that can deflect nuclear weapons. <br/> <br/>It was night, I was living in a big city, and was trying to get home from work before the huge cloudbank in the sky broke. I remember a horde of little, meaningless thoughts flowing through my head: watermelons and Tribe, cold beer and video game accomplishments. I was looking forward to a long night of pleasantly sitting on my ass. <br/> <br/>A sizzling blue spear of light broke through the cloud, annilliating a good portion of the city. The shockwave barrelled towards me, cars being tossed around like the toys of an angry brat. With GTA:3-honed instincts I slammed on the parking brake and pivoted the car, spinning out in the other direction and watching in the rear view as the carnage caught up to me. As it overtook me it blew the windows out and filled me with itchy motes of glass, but I had gotten far enough away and it had puttered out. <br/> <br/>I got out of my car and hurried to the sidewalk in the dusty mess. At least I thought it was the direction the sidewalk was in; my vision was limited to about five feet, and my mind was preoccupied with dodging the cars that were zooming by on the street, on the shoulder, through benches and through stores. <br/> <br/>I made it to a hotel entrance and ran up the stairs against the pressing mass of people running down to the street. Exploding through the door of the roof, I looked around for any sort of explination, anything to make this a rational, reasonable thing that my mind could wrap around. <br/> <br/>I saw the ships decending then, little spherical lights in the distance, giant teardrops of metal and glass up close. Thousands came through the cloudbank. Some grew legs and skurried about like rapid crabs, impaling humans gleefully and blasting cars away with crackling energy. Others flew around picking off targets with admirable precision. <br/> <br/>I was sure most people were in denial, where incapable of handling what was going on. But I'm a reasonable man, and I know an alien invasion when I see it. This was horrifying, but it made perfect sense, and I knew what I had to do. The aliens had us totally outclassed for now. I had to fight my way out of the city to find resistance members. <br/> <br/>I looked around for weapons and found a nice length of steel pipe. It would have to do for the time being. <br/> <br/>Stay tuned for Part 2 of this epic miniseries.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 1 reply </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-07-08T20:21:04Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/df58aec3-097a-4cf0-8561-69b56d866529 2005-07-07T15:05:26Z 2005-07-07T04:04:53Z

<div>I was drinking with Jeremy last night when I ran out of malt liquer, so I started drinking some of this boxed wine that was about. Never have I tasted anything naster, and I woked up feeling like refried shit in a bag full of nails. I'm still sick almost a day later, and I've been having horrible fever dreams that I'm not even going to describe because you'd all start picking at them and asking for roles.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 7 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-07-07T04:04:53Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/5dde8e59-ef48-44ef-a2a3-95a3504bf666 2005-07-06T04:38:39Z 2005-07-02T11:38:24Z

<div>I was on Tribe, and I managed to read every new message in all my tribes, so that none of them were in bold with posts waiting. As soon as this happened, I reached the last level of Tribe and had to fight the boss, who was somebody I know here but thirty foot tall and dressed kinda like Lord Humongus. I was going to refuse to fight, but then I noticed that another Tribester was tied up and dressed like Princess Toadstool. Since it is totally wrong to tie people up and dress them up like Princess Toadstool, I had to get my Wrathman on. I powered up and began the battle against the thirty-foot-tall Tribesman, but no matter what I did I was just not powerful enough. Finally the giant grabbed me and was about to bite me when I remembered my live-action Tetris training. With a cry of "Tempus" I threw hammers at the ceiling, dislodging 4-piece blocks of various configurations which beat the monster about the head. Thus I saved the day. </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 17 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-07-02T11:38:24Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/3dba80f9-9e1a-417b-99d5-63a8811efec6 2005-06-25T05:29:40Z 2005-06-24T21:31:17Z

<div>http://www.local6.com/news/4643968/detail.html <br/> <br/>Have you ever seen such a beautiful thing?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 2 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-06-24T21:31:17Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/17479777-10e5-41ba-8ce5-534ef5b6c436 2005-06-23T01:19:49Z 2005-06-23T01:19:49Z

<div>http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/E/ETHIOPIA_GUARDED_BY_LIONS?SITE=WABEL&amp;SECTION=HOME&amp;TEMPLATE=DEFAULT <br/> <br/>I think it says bad things for humanity as a whole that lions are more moral than we are.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 0 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-06-23T01:19:49Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/61bcd056-e313-4f05-8cee-e62051abd6aa 2005-06-22T20:12:42Z 2005-06-22T06:42:28Z

<div>This is the most on-target horoscope I've ever seen. <br/> <br/>Zelazny (Sept 7—Oct. 13) <br/>Even if you do find their unique combination of style, universal competence, ennui, and raw ambition strangely exhilarating, you'd probably be a lot happier if you stopped keeping company with suicidal types, immortals, and suicidal immortal type</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 8 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-06-22T06:42:28Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/28539df9-15b0-4e4a-86cf-7319fe1bfd94 2005-06-22T04:13:42Z 2005-06-21T07:06:13Z

<div>I bumped into a chick who went to high school with me. I need everyone to help me come up with good lies about things I've been doing with my life, stuff that'll be really impressive. Maybe something that has to do with lots of money and protecting cute little animals like kittens or squirrels.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 5 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-06-21T07:06:13Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/698d155b-a526-42ae-a146-f7eba28733ce 2005-06-22T04:07:13Z 2005-06-18T22:37:31Z

<div>I put a picture up, and a bunch more will come shortly. I hope everyone is happy. If they aren't then they are next in the torture rack. <br/> <br/>That's Jeremy Davis who is hitching a ride on my shoulders like a bum, and that's my car in the background. It's a pretty car when viewed from far enough away to obscure the ugly. <br/> <br/>Drew's in the background. He finally got me the pictures. Rejoice.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 12 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-06-18T22:37:31Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/3a2a4d42-16dc-4c73-b276-83088905c737 2005-06-18T21:23:58Z 2005-06-18T20:43:15Z

<div>http://www.vcu.edu/uns/Releases/2005/june/061705.html <br/> <br/>Woohoo. I can finally take pride in the fact that I can't find hats to fit my monsterous brainpan! Joy!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 2 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-06-18T20:43:15Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/c21427fc-5eaf-4302-ac2e-e6a223b7aec0 2005-06-16T07:50:32Z 2005-06-14T03:08:51Z

<div>I think I've told most all of my stories. I'm out of interesting things to say. Evidently nobody else has anything interesting to say either. <br/> <br/>Time for me to go bake a potato and eat a quarter of it.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 49 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-06-14T03:08:51Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/807026f4-6b4a-4ea7-a934-16513ffeb05d 2005-06-15T03:14:44Z 2005-06-15T02:21:55Z

<div>http://www.theonion.com/lifestyles/opinion.php?issue=4124&amp;n=1</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 2 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-06-15T02:21:55Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/33c593ea-ee7c-4bbb-959d-9ff90a4091d5 2005-06-13T12:58:06Z 2005-06-08T02:56:05Z

<div>&amp;lt;/drunk>I went to the convenience store with my friend Jeremy and the cashier said I looked like Osama bin Laden with my beard and hair. I don't think I look the slightest big Arab; my beard and hair are clearly of Nordic descent. <br/> <br/>What is up with that?&amp;lt;/drunk></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 31 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-06-08T02:56:05Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/0e585c05-ea03-4705-8d09-28366dfaf8a3 2005-06-09T06:43:05Z 2005-06-06T23:18:51Z

<div>I beat my friend swordfighting the other day. I guess the 70lbs I've lost this year were slowing me down, or something. I'm all fast and enduranced and stuff.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 18 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-06-06T23:18:51Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/07750e36-dfb6-4b4a-a214-f5d53bedca2c 2005-06-03T14:16:56Z 2005-06-03T13:18:12Z

<div>My windsheild wipers went out on me last night on the way to work in a monsoon. I had to drive all of 30 feet to make it to the Winn-Dixie parking lot, and I almost failed to do that. So I had to call work and have someone pick me up. <br/> <br/>This morning when I got off work the rain had stopped, so I decided to get in the car, take it to Autozone to get a new fuse in case that was the problem, then take it to my mechanic uncle if that wasn't. Well, just as I get out of town the rain starting coming down like piss out of a boot again, and I was forced to pull off to the side of the road and wait thirty minutes. Then I drove about two miles in relatively clear weather before the rain started again. <br/> <br/>I had to do this for over two hours. <br/> <br/>I am a very grumpy guss.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 1 reply </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-06-03T13:18:12Z http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/9c1498ff-d31a-4858-b04c-30c49333ed64 2005-06-02T16:29:04Z 2005-06-02T01:35:28Z

<div>...to get my groove on. Where's ma man?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 7 replies </div>

2005-06-02T01:35:28Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/ea2ed63b-8345-49c2-a07a-444f0ec67f6e 2005-05-20T17:10:08Z 2005-05-16T15:16:01Z

<div>I have been reading "The Elegant Universe" at work (a book about string theory and advanced theoretical physics) and it occurs to me that as I shrink physically I need to expand mentally in order to maintain a quantum symmetry. Thus, I need everyone here to present me with a list of books, music, and other media that I need to digest.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 3 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-05-16T15:16:01Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/3f13bd52-6969-4bde-8650-378f48f1400e 2005-05-17T04:08:50Z 2005-05-16T02:07:29Z

<div>Last set of bloody pictures I had, someone else got them developed for me. Turns out he took them to the office of the local newspaper to have them scanned. <br/> <br/>I better not appear shirtless and bruised in tomorrow's paper, dammit!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 13 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-05-16T02:07:29Z http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/2fcf2e65-afd5-473b-b41b-d90af0921713 2005-05-17T00:31:43Z 2005-05-04T01:47:31Z

<div>Okay, buddy. It's been long enough. Give us a shot of what you've become so far. The pics we've got are old and dusty, cute may they be. Mine eyes want the new J Groove.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 7 replies </div>

2005-05-04T01:47:31Z chairface http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/d438df62-405e-4c51-81b1-7c2c9e3c0b03 2005-05-17T00:29:53Z 2005-05-08T02:02:53Z

<div>I made my own useless vanity tribe. It's Chairface's stupid blog-type tribe, as if anyone cares.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 3 replies </div>

chairface 2005-05-08T02:02:53Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/fe74343a-c660-46b1-b7ad-a07491b53505 2005-05-15T12:25:39Z 2005-05-14T12:07:00Z

<div>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/05/12/AR2005051202030.html <br/> <br/>Damn good thing too...</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 8 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-05-14T12:07:00Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/13cc0aea-e297-4a7a-b769-35e502885487 2005-05-14T11:45:14Z 2005-05-12T06:17:55Z

<div>Last week one of my friends challenged me, saying he was the better writer. So we made Jeremy give us a topic and I wrote a story. I rather like how it turned out. <br/> <br/>I've got too much free time on my hands right now. I want everyone to give me topics to write on. About a sentence or two should be fine. The best topics will get a short story.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 13 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-05-12T06:17:55Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/b13146cb-6e62-42cb-8c0a-7371c864c055 2005-05-10T18:04:34Z 2005-05-10T16:07:23Z

<div>My friend Jeremy always says that old people are trying to kill him; well, one took a shot at me today. <br/> <br/>I drove to the supermarket to get my mother some oven cleaner. While I was walking to my car on the way out I saw an SUV a good ways away from me, far enough that I could safely walk by. <br/> <br/>*ROAR* I hear as the SUV's gas pedal is pressed to the floor. I look and the thing is inches from me. With no time to react any other way, I jump up onto the hood so that I don't get ran over. <br/> <br/>*SCREECH* The driver slams the brake. I fall backwards onto my feet, backpedal about three steps, then fall onto my shoulders. <br/> <br/>The eighty-year-old woman behind the wheel starts to get out of the car, but I'm to my feet and at her door before she has more than a foot out. I very politely and firmly ask her what happened. <br/> <br/>"I must have got the gas and brake confused." <br/> <br/>I very politely but firmly inform her that if she has reached an age where she can't tell the difference, she shouldn't be driving, much less driving a gigantic engine of death. <br/> <br/>Because she looks like she's about to have a heart attack at any second, I let her go without calling the police. I'm in a hurry, anyway.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 7 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-05-10T16:07:23Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/7dc8de35-3ac3-4bab-b4ea-62275c6bfcea 2005-05-10T16:01:03Z 2005-05-08T12:37:40Z

<div>At work last night, around 2200, this old bum came in. He could barely walk, had trouble breathing, and had a voice that sounded like possum-squawks-and-cleft-palate. He said some guy dropped him off there and he neede to reach the Salvation Army. I tried to give him the phone book but he couldn't think clearly enough to read it, so I looked up the number and called for him. <br/> <br/>Closed for the night. <br/> <br/>He asked me if I would call the "Priest" department for him. I had no idea what he was talking about. A few more inquiries confirmed that he was referring to the police department. I called it and gave him the phone. <br/> <br/>Turns out this fellow was eighty years old (I had taken him for a fifty year old aged by drugs) and was a normal old fellow until a few days before, when senile dementia hit him all at once and he decided he had to hitch a ride from his retirement community in Miami up to Nashville, Tennessee, where he could tell Elvis an important prophecy. <br/> <br/>It took quite a bit of work on my part to get someone to come and help this fellow. I finally got the cops to show up by telling this dispatcher that the fellow was talking about suicide, which was a lie but he needed medical and psychological help so I didn't feel bad about it. When the pigs got there they weren't very helpful, and were going to dismiss the whole thing and just leave, but luckily he started talking about suicide all on his own, so they took him to the hospital. <br/> <br/>Poor guy is probably on his last leg. Hope they manage to make his last days reasonably pleasant. He was falling apart hitchhiking.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 6 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-05-08T12:37:40Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/c9eb4baf-9851-47be-9db0-53ab95339320 2005-05-07T22:15:41Z 2005-05-04T01:15:11Z

<div>The Best Cyberpunk Novel - Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash <br/> <br/>The Best Happy Song - PJ Harvey's Good Fortune <br/> <br/>The Best Sad Song - Hank Williams' I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry <br/> <br/>The Best Dairy Queen Blizzard - Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough <br/> <br/>The Best Sleeve Length - Long (only applies to me... let everyone else wear what looks good on them) <br/> <br/>The Best Crooner - Nick Cave <br/> <br/>The Best Salad Dressing - Fat Free Italian <br/> <br/>The Best Aliens That Control Your Mind - The Titans from Heinlein's The Puppet Masters <br/> <br/>The Best Tribester - Any answer would hurt feelings, so I refuse to respond.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 6 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-05-04T01:15:11Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/36e290a5-9ac6-42e4-877f-c73ed30829db 2005-05-04T02:12:47Z 2005-05-01T12:59:37Z

<div>I was at work last night when a little late 80's black Toyota pulls up and this dreadlocked fellow comes up to the locked door and tries to yank it open. I stand up from my seat and walk over to let him in, casually tossing a little 25lb dumbbell between my hands. The guy gets this funny look on his face and jumps back into his car before I get there. With a shrug I retake my seat. <br/> <br/>About thirty minutes later I check in another man. He leaves to go to his room and I lock the door again. In only three minutes he is back, and he tells me he was robbed at gunpoint. I ask him who did it, and it was a young black man with dreadlocks who drove off in a little black Toyota. <br/> <br/>While I guess it is a shame that an armed robbery got deflected onto someone else, that did make for a real self-esteem booster.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 7 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-05-01T12:59:37Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/ea7ac4c8-8bd1-405d-b651-0038aa580ee5 2005-04-30T13:04:30Z 2005-04-30T13:04:30Z

<div>http://www.news-leader.com/today/20050427-Indecentexposur.html <br/> <br/>I'm going to have to avoid public restrooms even more now that I know I can get locked up if someone therein sees my genitals.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 0 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-04-30T13:04:30Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/81007466-c7fc-4fd9-b77f-5bd0a3ab81a5 2005-04-27T22:42:01Z 2005-04-27T11:46:21Z

<div>I was walking to class today minding my business when a big buff guy in his forties jogs by and nods to me. I nodded back politely. <br/> <br/>"Jesus loves you. Have a nice day!" he exclaims to me as he runs by. <br/> <br/>It is rare for me to be dumbfounded and unable to respond, but this was bloody confusing. It took me a few seconds before I could even become irritated.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 10 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-04-27T11:46:21Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/49419698-54f0-44c8-996a-cd4af2e37a12 2005-04-25T03:11:49Z 2005-04-25T02:27:16Z

<div>http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/04/24/skydiver.killed.ap/index.html <br/> <br/>You know, what good can come from jumping out of a perfectly good plane? This is just one example of bad stuff that can happen. <br/> <br/>I think I'll do something less dangerous for my thrills, like slapping nuns.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://groovenation.tribe.net">Groove Nation</a> - 7 replies </div>

jimmy_groove 2005-04-25T02:27:16Z jimmy_groove http://groovenation.tribe.net/thread/738e30af-0867-425a-8586-011d4475ed2d 2005-04-24T11:45:44Z 2005-04-23T12:27:34Z

<div>I was driving home from work this morning when I